Frank Skinner

"So, tell me Doug, now you are on the show, does that mean Madonna really will be President of The United States?" Frank asked with his tongue firmly set in his cheek.
"Well." I huffed. "I can't live Madonna's life for her Frank, its up to her."
"Lets ask her then. Please welcome Madonna!"

On came the almost ledgendary figure to rapturous applause smiling at me as she sat down. Was this just a dream or was it really happenning to me. It certainly felt real enough so I thought I'd better just get on with it..